Tuesday, September 24, 2013

I'll bet Viagra makes life hard

You know that erectile dysfunction commercial (I think it's Viagra) they're always playing, the one with the blues guitar in the background, and guys with salt and pepper hair and a three day growth of beard? It always shows a guy working on a car, or loading horses into a trailer, or starting a campfire, and then the voice over says, "This is the age for getting things done." So, what are they implying? That it is easier to "get things done" with an erection? I'm not following how having a boner is going to make getting those horses into the trailer any easier, much less changing your oil or keeping warm (well, I guess you COULD wrap your hands around it). Trust me. I'm a guy. There's precious few things an erection makes EASIER (save one). It generally makes everything much harder (pun intended). Just ask any 16yr old male in an algebra class...

2 comments:

  1. I think you went to dramatically different algebra classes than I did... however I was also in an all male school, with very few female teachers thinking back on it

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  2. That's just it...it was merely the torture of being an out of hormonal control 16yr old. My school being coed wasn't the issue, being 16 WAS the issue! You'd be sitting there completely trying to suss out the math problem, then out of nowhere, for no reason...BAM! This usually occurred one minute before class was over, and it was time to get up and leave for the next class. You usually had to decide to sit there for a few extra minutes and force yourself to think of unpleasantries in order to be able to stand without scandal.

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