Friday, April 22, 2011

All the songs I've done to date...i.e. my alt. rock exploration (update 5-14-11)

OK, here's everything I've done so far. In no particular order. Old to new all mixed up, as you'll notice recording/mix quality varies from song to song (newer ones better mix as I got better with the process). All instrumentals as I don't sing...but still entertaining if I do say so myself.

Mercury Tears

Lessons Learned

The Lizard Brain

Sullivan Potter

On the Dole

The Hedonist


Razorblade Mirror

Johnny Comes Home

Jumped the Shark


Jason James Flint

Lunar Plane


Wayward Youth

Just Like the Sun

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Cigars for everyone!

Pregnancy test commercials violate truth in advertising laws. It's always this blissful, happy, happy, joy, joy event. Anybody who has ever been around a woman who has had to pee on a stick purchased from the local pharmacy knows the actual experience is filled with considerable more dread and nauseating anxiety.

You Decide

The "Fluffernutter". A sandwich? Or a tawdry sex act? Actually, on a good's both.

Math Never Lies

60% of adult human body is composed of water. 95% of people are full of shit. Therefore, 57% of water is composed of shit. Statistics are awesome.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


Why the fuck does Starbucks have two registers when it is patently clear, that they never, ever, times infinity, plus one, ever intend on using it? Line longer than King Kong's dick*? No problem, we'll just have four people manning the drive up window and one gay guy with permanently tattooed eyebrows working a single to the one covered in cobwebs and dust from a bygone era of customer efficiency.

‎*Although a theoretical measurement, King Kong's dick is assumed to be quite long.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

New Song

Kind of a melancholy tune. Starts off very mellow, then a little simple fuzzy guitar hero, then a wall of sound meant to build as a bit of emotional crescendo. Mix came out nicely too.....Called 'Lessons Learned'