Needless to say, when I saw this, I had very different ideas go through my head:
Reagan
(talking to Frank Sinatra who is just out of frame and smoking a cigarette):
""Holy shit...it's been a while. Man, I forgot just how fucking messy
it was cutting up and burying a dead hooker."
Bush (silently to himself): "I cannot believe Cheney is making me do all his landscaping."
Cheney (yelling from a distance): "Quit your lollygagging you Harvard pussy and finish removing that dead willow tree!!!"
Bush (yelling back petulantly): "Only dead willow around here is between your legs old man!!!"
Cheney (snarling): "What did you say???"
Bush: "Nothing sir!!!"
Obama (silently to himself the whole time): "Jesus, this is degrading.
(with each swing of the pick ax) Why...in...the...fuck...did...I...let...Biden...talk...me...into...this?
And what's with the two fuckers standing around watching me work? Your arms broken? Grab a shovel and dig motherfucker!"
Bush (silently to himself): "I cannot believe Cheney is making me do all his landscaping."
Cheney (yelling from a distance): "Quit your lollygagging you Harvard pussy and finish removing that dead willow tree!!!"
Bush (yelling back petulantly): "Only dead willow around here is between your legs old man!!!"
Cheney (snarling): "What did you say???"
Bush: "Nothing sir!!!"
Obama (silently to himself the whole time): "Jesus, this is degrading.
(with each swing of the pick ax) Why...in...the...fuck...did...I...let...Biden...talk...me...into...this?
And what's with the two fuckers standing around watching me work? Your arms broken? Grab a shovel and dig motherfucker!"
politics based on reality... now there is a novel idea - never catch on you know
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