Why the fuck does Starbucks have two registers when it is patently clear, that they never, ever, times infinity, plus one, ever intend on using it? Line longer than King Kong's dick*? No problem, we'll just have four people manning the drive up window and one gay guy with permanently tattooed eyebrows working a single register...next to the one covered in cobwebs and dust from a bygone era of customer efficiency.
*Although a theoretical measurement, King Kong's dick is assumed to be quite long.
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